Sunday, 19 February 2012

A boy in 99 points

1. Guys don't actually look after
good-looking girls. They prefer
neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a
minute, and then forget you
4. When a guy says he doesn't
understand you, it simply means
you're not thinking the way he
5. "Are you doing something?"
or "Have you eaten already?"
are the first usual questions a
guy asks on the phone just to
get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all
day but before they go to
sleep, they always think about
the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,
he'll disregard all your bad
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's
9. Guys will do anything just to
get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk
about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet
your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many
things but they can't. And they
sure have one habit to gain
courage and spirit to tell you
many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to
heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and
hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get
the girl who has dumped them,
and this makes it harder for
them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's
heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging
message like "You know what?
Uh…never mind!" would make him
jump to a conclusion that is far
from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls
touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers
when courting but they usually
stammer when they talk to a
girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a
prolonged "umm" or makes any
excuses when you're asking him
to do you a favor, he's actually
saying that he doesn't like you
and he can't lay down the card
for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy
hears it as "try again
23. You have to tell a guy what
you really want before he gets
the message clearly.
24. Guys hate nice boy!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his
money for lunch just to get you
a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about
the girl who likes him. But this
doesn't mean that the guy likes
28. You can never understand
him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves
you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make
gossips scatter through half of
the face of the earth faster
than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys'
32. Guys are very open about
33. Its good to test a guy first
before you believe him. But
don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is
35. Guys hate it when their
clothes get dirty. Even a small
36. Guys really admire girls that
they like even if they're not
that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks help from about
his problems with you may end
up being admired by your
38. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs
someone to listen to him. You
don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that
the guy likes you is when he
teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep
you off from linking with
someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains
more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed
toy a girl wants but would
unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about
44. Guys cannot keep secrets
that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really
matter to a guy but her weight
48. Guys tend to get serious
with their relationship and
become too possessive. So
watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy
suffer during courtship, it would
be hard for him to let go of
that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let
go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when
they've been together for 3
years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what
you really want before getting
involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience
rejection, because if he's too-
good-never-been-busted, never
been in love and hurt, he won't
be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable
circumstance comes, guys blame
themselves a lot more than girls
do. They could even hurt
themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to
change but have weak will
55. Guys are tigers in their peer
groups but become tamed
pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be
calm, check if he's sweating.
You'll probably see that he is
57. When a guy says he is going
crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to
leave him alone, he's just
actually saying, "Please come
and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final
60. When a guy loves you, bring
out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk
seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut
or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no
such thing as love at first sight,
but court the girls anyway and
then realize at the end that he
is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not
65. Guys don't like girls who
punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if
the girl likes him but can never
be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time
over video games and
basketball, the way a girl would
do over her romance novels and
68. Guys love girls who can cook
or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like
their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems
than you can see with your
naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows
everything about him. Use this
to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may
easily give up on the first sign
of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a
guy without prejudice and you'll
be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau
de perfumes do more repelling
than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative
than girls are especially when
the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the
statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls
are strange and have
unpredictable decisions but still
love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked
or pretentious grin at your
jokes, he finds them offending
and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how
shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize
about girls but once they get to
know them, they'll realize
they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his
problems all by his own. He's just
too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable
when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at
the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a
guy usually keeps himself cool
but is already thinking of a way
85. When a guy is conscious of
his looks, it shows he is not
good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you,
either he's amazed of you or
he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating
on you and he asks for a
second chance, give it to him.
But when you catch him again
and he asks for another chance,
ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he
really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and
your boy best friend always
glances at you and it obviously
shows that he is jealous
whenever you're with your
boyfriend, all I can say is your
boy best friend loves you more
than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience
not from the romance books
that girls read and take as
their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really
hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you
for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't
sleep if he doesn't hear your
voice even just for one night,
hang up. He also tells that to
another girl. He only flatters
you and sometimes makes fun of
94. You can truly say that a guy
has good intentions if you see
him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not
from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch
boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're
beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who
99. Guys love you more than
you love them if they are
serious in your relationships.